Good to Be President, Outrageous Kids Parties, Deadliest Towns

It’s Good To Be President, 9 p.m., History

Happy Presidents’ Day! “An entertaining conversation expresses perks and perils of being the most-powerful man in the world.” Remember that scene in Dave, when he first gets to the White House and he picks up the phone in the living quarters and the voice says “Yes, Mr. President?” That’s what it’s like.

Outrageous Kid Parties, 9:30 p.m., TLC

“Gracie's mother is throwing a birthday bash with hundreds of costumed guests, professional dancers and actors.” Ha. My rule for the kids’ parties was that they could not have more guests than the number of years they had been alive.

World’s Deadliest Towns, 9 p.m., Animal Planet

Tonight, killer hippos. Sure they look so cute and round and clumsy. On land. Put them underwater and they are like ninjas.